Finally, a school for the yutes.
Show off your Ivy-League-level sarcasm with this honorary symbol from the extremely prestigious University of New Jersey. Featuring a fake-but-official-looking university crest. Latin scholars will appreciate the noble motto: Oblīvīscere dē illō (“Forget about it”), while pop culture grads will recognize the nod to academic comedy greatness.
Printed on a ridiculously comfortable clothing that’s almost as legendary as your GPA in street smarts.
Enrollment not required. Coffee runs and side-eye highly encouraged.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 25.5 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 34.5 | 38.5 | 42.5 | 46.5 | 50.5 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.2 | 19.3 | 21.3 | 23.3 | 25.2 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
